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[Aug. 4th, 2006|05:52 pm] |
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I give babys beatdowns |
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| Benjamin Franklin is a Fake! |
[Mar. 2nd, 2006|08:40 pm] |
Benjamin Franklin is a Fake!
So it’s a quiet Thursday afternoon, im kinda tired a little hungry. Noting out of the ordinary. But ALL of that was about to change. It started out when I saw a commercial for pizza hut. I yell across the house “MA!, I WANT PIZZA!”. So she places the order at pizza hut and tells me to go pick it up in 20 minuets. But she leaves me a 100 dollar bill. So im watching parent trap, and hoping to make a quick run for pizza during a commercial. But its me RYAN, nothing is ever that easy for me. (Me and God have this little “thing”. I denounce my faith and he makes my life a running joke, with lots of fun filled adventures that end up with me hurt, embarrassed or paying large sums of money.) So I walk into pizza hut and tell them I have a order. They grab it and its time pay. I whip out with my 100 bills. And the guy looks at me like im some kinda criminal. “Okk dood!! Chill!!!”. So he’s holding it up in the light and he puts it back on the counter and examines it. He does this again and again a couple of times. And then he takes out his little brown maker and makes a couple of marks. Then he gets this really weird look on his face. And then frantically starts scribbling all over the bill. I wanna say “ok brosif if you wanna play hangman lets get a napkin not my 100 dollar bill”. Then he looks up with this weird look on his face and he says. “Its fake”. Haha, ok brosif chill its not fake. So I was like “Ok well let me see it” and I kinda have this smurk on my face. And im sure this is what he saw. My smirk quickly turned to a “HOLY CRAP” look. It was ACTUALLY fake. So I frantically start calling my mom and her response was like mine “WHA your crazy! Its not fake I got it from the bank!” So I finally convinced her and I had to drive home pick up more money and then go back to pizza hut. When I walked in all the employees were laughing. They didnt say anything but the look they all gave me was one like “Ha your THAT guy!”. My life never ceases to be a constant crazy adventure. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2006|08:34 pm] |
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TOFI!!!! WWWHHHYYYY???!!!! WWWHHHYYY???!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET HURT?!!!!! |
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[Feb. 19th, 2006|01:10 am] |
Taste of chaos was fun. Very hott. lol all this drama going on with alot of people getting pissed at me from the fire youthgroup is funny as hell. I have like 10 different people pissed at me for different reasons. Ahhh good times good times ;-)
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[Feb. 15th, 2006|08:00 am] |
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hahaha stupid MTV. So i was watching mtv this morning and they have this like 3 minute special on a guy who says and i quote "Sex is overated" He's saying that teens shoudnt have sex in high school and wait for true love and not just lust. And i was like "wow thats very unsual for mtv" And the very next thing they show is jaymie foxx's music video and ludacris says and i quote "People say sex is overrated, but they just ain't doing it right". hahah i knew it was too good to be true. What are the chances they put those 2 together |
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| The hollow earth theory |
[Feb. 8th, 2006|07:10 pm] |
I ran across this nifty little theory made up about 300 years ago. Its called "The Hallow Earth Theory". It was first theorized by Edmind Hailey. A brilliant enlgish astronomer who first pinpointed the exact time and loacation a comet would arrive. And sure enough it did hence the name "Hailey's commet". Although this was a remarkable feat. His later theory's were not seen as remarkable by normal society. Such as the hallow earth theory. The theory goes as follows. Depending on what version you hear there is a sphere or "earth" if you will in the center of our earth. Some people theorized there was up to as many as 4 of these spheres. And that there is a sun to provide warmth and light to this earth. Many people beleive that there are "other" or aliens as used by todays terms, that live on this earth(s). And that the northern lights are light fragments that escape through cracks in the earth and light particles escape through these cracks and show through to our "world".
They think that there are 2 main portals into this world. One at the north pole and another at the south pole. These portals or gateways are as wide as 6,000 feet wide. Many people beleive that not all dinsoures are exteint. They beleive that right before the "Big Bang" some of them escaped into this alternate world and still reside there to this day. One of the most anusual theorys is that Adolf Hitler, are more commonly refered to as "Fuhrer" by the followers of the hallow earth theory. Beleive that infact "Fuhrer" is not dead. But yet right before the invasion of Berlin by the the Allied forces that he and his remaning high ranking officers escaped in submarines into Argentina and fled into the south pole enterance to set up a base for flying sausers. They beleive that Hitler is still alive and lives in this alternate world inside the earth and him and his fellow officers frequently visit the earth in flying sausers to spy on the current world leaders and plan his return to power and bring Germany back to power and finally fullfil what he beleives he was born to do. Make Germany the absolut dominant power on the earth for 1,000 years. And sucessfully make the "Perfect Race". Of coarse this theory has been completley discredited by NASA and other orginaztions. With expeditions that went to both poles dating back over 100 years. Not a single person has been able to find these portals or even a shred of evidence that may lead a person to consider this theory to be remotely true. NASA has taken pictures from space of both poles and has not found these portals in the earth. In 1838 a English news paper convinced America to voyage to Antartica in search of this opening . They did not find the opening. But instead they did find some evidence of somthing elese. They found evidence that Antartica was infact a continent. But yet with all the evidence clearly screaming that there is infact NO alternate planet or world inside the earth. The followers of this theory still can be found today. Some even taking it as far as a cult. Everything I just said can be found here http://unmuseum.mus.pa.us/hollow.htm
Reported by,
Ryan Gooding |
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[Feb. 6th, 2006|05:33 pm] |
SOOOO MY PHONE BROKE IN HALF TODAY
soo yeh i have a loner phone from alltel...so that sucks
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[Jan. 27th, 2006|05:23 pm] |
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EEE SHOWBREAD MONDAY!! I ABOUT SHOT A LOAD WHEN I HEARD THEY WERE COMMING!! |
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[Jan. 24th, 2006|07:15 pm] |
HAHAHAHA!! look i got the coolist thing in the mail today!!!!
a warrant for my arrest!! isnt that pimpin!! now how many of you can sport a warrant?!
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[Jan. 8th, 2006|09:21 pm] |
LOOK I KUSTOMIZED MY KOMPUTER!!!
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[Jan. 4th, 2006|12:25 am] |
I SLAM DANCE TILL THERE'S NO MORE HARDCORE LEFT!!!
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[Jan. 2nd, 2006|06:22 pm] |
AWW LOOK AT MY CUTE LIDDLE ERIC!
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[Jan. 1st, 2006|03:50 pm] |
YA KNOW WHATS HXC MANLY?!!
FIGURE SKATING!!!!
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AND WHAT?!!! |
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[Dec. 31st, 2005|01:18 am] |
Random thought..
guys can turn anything into a sexual endowendo....
ex. a girl says
"I need to get my tires rotated"
a normal guy's response would be
"OHHH baby i wanna rotate your tires!"
more ex's.
Girl-"I think im gonna walk around the block"
Guy-"MMM GIRL! I wanna take a walk around your block!"
Girl- "WOW look at that corndog! Its really big! I dont think i can finish it"
Guy- "Haha, Yehhhh, thats what she said!!!
haha SHUT UP ITS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING!! ITS FUNNIER WHEN YOUR TIRED!! |
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[Dec. 27th, 2005|10:31 pm] |
Wow i might be moving to cali....
exciting |
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[Dec. 25th, 2005|08:58 pm] |
Look at my fancy new watch i got for christmas
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[Dec. 25th, 2005|04:47 pm] |
I ATE SANTA CLAUSE YOU EMO HOE'S!!!!!
SO GO CRY ABOUT IT YOU MESSENGER BAG CARRYING WHATEVER! |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2005|05:12 pm] |
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Wow guys...i might be moving out of town... |
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